![]() Walmart is not the only place for savings.ħ5. Eternity is a long time to think about where you went wrong.ħ2. Jesus said "I'll be back" way before Arnold did.Ħ8. The manger was the first king-sized bed.Ħ6. Practice thanking God for more than elastic waistbands.Ħ4. Jesus: Your get-out-of-Hell-free card.Ħ3. Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it's hot. If your life stinks, we have a pew for you.Ħ0. You may party in Hell, but you will be the barbecue.ĥ9. iPod? iPad? Try iPray! God is listening!ĥ8. Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer. Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?ĥ5. What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.ĥ4. God didn't create anything without purpose, but mosquitoes do come close!ĥ3. Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.ĥ2. Under the same management for more than 2,000 years.ĥ1. If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.ĥ0. You certainly don't want to face an eternal one!Ĥ8. What could this sign say to get you here on Sunday?Ĥ6. Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd!Ĥ4. I am also making a list and checking it twice. ![]() God loves you whether you like it or not.Ĥ0. I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.ģ9. Your name may be on a bottle of Coke, but is it in the Book of Life?ģ8. Adam and Eve: The first people to read the Apple terms and conditions.ģ5. How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!ģ3. ![]() When gratitude becomes your default setting, life changes.ģ2. You have one new friend request from: Jesus.Ģ9. Looking for the perfect gift? Find Him here.Ģ8. Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?Ģ7. Lord, help us be the people our dogs think we are.Ģ5. If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence.Ģ4. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.Ģ2. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.ġ9. Text and drive if you want to meet him.ġ7. Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.ġ6. No SPF needed to spend time with the Son.ġ4. Don't give up! Moses was once a basket case!ġ1. Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.ġ0. Acting up in church is like dressing up for an X-ray.ĩ. Store the Bible in your heart, not on a shelf.Ĩ. Do you spend your time with God's book or Facebook?ħ. What section would you prefer in the afterlife? Smoking or non-smoking?ĥ. Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.Ĥ. The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.ģ. We provide the quality signs and services needed for your organization to thrive through effective communication.įor over half a century, we have been the trusted partner for sign projects of all sizes. Increase attendance, grow membership, and promote programs and events with America's church sign company of choice. In honor of all things rooted in hilarity, here are 101 of the funniest church sign sayings we've noticed when congregations are getting the Good Word out about God. Everyone loves a funny sign, and sometimes humor is found in places you'd least expect it.Ĭhurches, in particular, have a way of handing out unexpected laughs to passersby.
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